Re: Dancing With The Turkey Necks

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:34 pm

Sheeze, the Turkey Necks were really waddling tonight. No more close-ups of Elaine, please!!

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:45 pm

Breaking News: Angelina Jolie Breaks Up with Brad "Greasy Hair" Pit. Another Turnkey Neck is single

by **Psychee22** Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:01 pm

What is a Turnkey neck? Smile

by **Lesallee** Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:04 pm

Psychee22 wrote:What is a Turnkey neck?

If Angelina is a "Turnkey Neck" I wouldn't mind being one like her!

by **DeadManDancing** Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:44 pm

Psychee22 wrote:What is a Turnkey neck?

They turn the key when a monkey approaches.

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:00 pm

Psychee22 wrote:What is a Turnkey neck?

It's a very familiar sight in the SkyBox section:)

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:05 pm

DeadManDancing wrote:
They turn the key when a monkey approaches.

Now Tootie, did the Big Mule give you a kitchen pass to sneak out of her thread and post in mine? Her head would explode if she caught you. Wouldn't it be fair if I stopped by and did the same in her thread? She seems to remind me of that old bag who lived on the corner when I was a kid, and stood out side in her house coat yelling at all us kids, "Get Off My Lawn".

I think the Mod should delete your posts from MY THREAD; you have no business posting in MY THREAD. You're not allowed to post with the 'Cool People"..

BACH83, Yo Bach where are you? You need to Ban Tootie Fruity.

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:12 pm

Lesallee wrote:
If Angelina is a "Turnkey Neck" I wouldn't mind being one like her!

I'll never forgive that Big Mule for home wrecking Brad-Jenn's marriage. But like my beer-swillin' buddy told me, as he was defending Brad Pitt, "Is it really cheating if you do it with Angelina Jolie" ?

BBBBUWUWUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

One of Hollywood's highest profile marriages is over.

"...Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from husband Brad Pitt, citing irreconcilable differences.
According to the court documents, the pair separated on September 15, two years and one month after they married in August 2014.
Jolie is seeking physical custody of their six children and asking the court to grant Pitt visitation.
She is also asking to keep "miscellaneous jewelry and other personal effects" as well as any earnings from after the date of their separation and other separate assets to be determined late..."

by **Glittersisgld** Tue Sep 20, 2016 9:27 pm

There are cool people on this board? Oh, that's my problem. I'm not cool enough. I was wondering what my problem is and now I know. Someone tell me how to be cool so I can be in with the cool crowd.

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Wed Sep 21, 2016 12:33 am

Glittersisgld wrote:There are cool people on this board? Oh, that's my problem. I'm not cool enough. I was wondering what my problem is and now I know. Someone tell me how to be cool so I can be in with the cool crowd.

Hows about you and me teaming up to create our own 'Cool' thread, where we keep membership exclusive to only like-minded opinions and we leverage the moderator to ban and delete anybody who is *different* from us? Whaddya say we give it a go? Maybe we can even talk the Mods into "pinning" it as a sticky thread so it's always on top:)

by **Glittersisgld** Wed Sep 21, 2016 1:30 am

You might be onto something, but I'm not sure anyone else thinks like you. Lol!

by **Psychee22** Wed Sep 21, 2016 1:57 am

Glittersisgld wrote:There are cool people on this board? Oh, that's my problem. I'm not cool enough. I was wondering what my problem is and now I know. Someone tell me how to be cool so I can be in with the cool crowd.

I believe it has something to do with storing ice cubes in your skivvies. You may not want to go there. Smile

by **Glittersisgld** Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:00 am

If that's what it takes, I'll pass.

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Wed Sep 21, 2016 11:32 pm

Psychee22 wrote:

I believe it has something to do with storing ice cubes in your skivvies. You may not want to go there.

Good point; it would shrink her Nick Vile Boner......BBBUWUUHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

by **DeadManDancing** Thu Sep 22, 2016 2:51 pm

Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:...

I think the Mod should delete your posts from MY THREAD; you have no business posting in MY THREAD. You're not allowed to post with the 'Cool People"..

BACH83, Yo Bach where are you? You need to Ban Tootie Fruity.

Got you crying for the Mod? Now that's cool. Over and out.

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:48 pm

DeadManDancing wrote:
Got you crying for the Mod? Now that's cool. Over and out.

Yes, Tootie; I learned from the best- MS Queen Bitch herself. Did you see I even got her malicious, lying comments about me deleted - she clearly violated the board policy. On ABC she never would get banned because the SkyBox Mafia had Steve BrockObama by the balls. Not anymore, we got Mods here who apply the rules fairly and evenly to all posters.

By the way, you are more than welcome to post in my Thread. Have you noticed the # of Posts and # of views; I'm the most visited thread in the DWTS forum. And that must torment the Queen; BBBUWUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:02 pm

This Brangelina divorce is getting dirty:

Angelina's claims:
+ fed up with Brad's habits: "smokes too much weed", and drinks too much.
+ caught him cheating with “Allied” co-star Marion Cotillard
+ became physically abusive with son on an airplane.
Brad's Claims:
+ She takes the kids to unsafe countries, and stays in refugee camps in Libya and Iraq.
+ She's getting too friendly with Johnny Depp - another recent divorcee. She hired Depp's lawyer, Laura Wasser.

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by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:05 pm

Looks like they started filming the new Porno movie,,,,,,,,,,,, er.....

I mean the new Bachelor starring that Greasy Lothario, Nick Vile

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:20 pm

To promote their new reality show, Lauren has been seen frequently with her Breasts on display:

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.... "Ben and Lauren: Happily Ever After?" which premieres in October, on Freedom network. .

The new unscripted series – which will be executive produced by seasoned Bachelor showrunners, including creator Mike Fleiss – will follow the duo as they prepare to tie the knot while navigating their new life together. Several other Bachelor stars will be making guest appearances...".

by **Glittersisgld** Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:31 pm

What I don't get is Angie is complaining about Brad's parenting, but hasn't he been doing the same thing for at least the last 8 or 9 years? Why is she complaining about it now? The other thing is that she is supposed to be more liberal with the kids, but to me she seems a lot more uptight than Brad, but maybe she is just more difficult.

by **Psychee22** Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:56 pm

It kind of looks to me like Angelina got claustrophobic in the relationship once they got married. They were doing just fine when they were just living together. I think she has emotional issues that have nothing to do with Brad's parenting skills; it looks to me like he's just the whipping boy.

But custody fights... they are NOT good for kids. Her demand for full custody with only visitation for Brad guaranteed that the kids would get put in the middle.

by **Psychee22** Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:57 pm

Why are we talking about this on the DWTS thread?

by **Glittersisgld** Sun Sep 25, 2016 4:06 pm

Monkey started it.

by **Glittersisgld** Sun Sep 25, 2016 4:09 pm

I like your response though about their marriage. It makes sense. I was wondering about it.

by **DeadManDancing** Sun Sep 25, 2016 4:12 pm

Maybe I'll be interested in these people when they decide to do DWTS.

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