Re: Dancing With The Turkey Necks

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Mon Sep 05, 2016 12:15 pm

GymGirlJane wrote:
Washed up wrinkled cow???? I don't think so Monkey bars.

Great, we got a 19-yo gymnast who hasn't hit puberty, but with eyes that bug out like a chameleon:

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Mon Sep 05, 2016 12:19 pm

DeadManDancing wrote:I don't even want to imagine where he has got his wrinkles. Speedos might cover them though.

I'm sorry Bruno, was my general comment about a celebrity hitting a little too close to home that you had to make a personal attack on me; how SkyBox-personality of you. Now pick up your colored crayons and go back to the thread with the Big Mules.

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Mon Sep 05, 2016 12:22 pm

peebeeb wrote:
Glittersisgld wrote:Speaking of Nyle, I saw where he will be dancing with the Chippendales in Las Vegas.
Oh good Lord, I think I just drooled.

BBBUWUUAHHAHAH....ya know, it pleases me to see Glitter and Peebs act just as shallow, objectifying and chauvinistic as us guys..

Except when I post like that, it's considered, "misogynistic" . When you guys do it, it's "Cute"....

by **Glittersisgld** Mon Sep 05, 2016 12:37 pm

I wasn't drooling. I was pointing out a fact that I thought people might be interested in. The problem is you only objectify women and not anything more. Why do I try to reason with this guy?

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:06 pm

Glittersisgld wrote:I wasn't drooling. I was pointing out a fact that I thought people might be interested in. The problem is you only objectify women and not anything more. Why do I try to reason with this guy?

The point is Glitters, there is nothing wrong - and it's perfectly natural, to have attraction to physical characteristics. I'm sure you've "drooled" over somebody, sometime just based on physical appearance.......Me, yeah I like big, full boobies; skinny ankles and looong leggs; and did I mention plumpie Boobs and I don't have to apologize to you about that.

by **Glittersisgld** Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:12 pm

I realize it is okay to have an attraction to the physical and I didn't ask you for an apology, but you come off as insulting anyway.

by GymGirlJane Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:19 pm

Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:

Except when I post like that, it's considered, "misogynistic" . When you guys do it, it's "Cute"....

One of the rare times I actually agree with you Monkey Bars. Women that play that game disappoint me. We as a society can either give in and agree that its okay to objectify people in a sexual way or we can decide that we will rise above this and deal with sexual impulses on a dignified level. There is, however, an inherent power imbalance and if we opt for the former, women are the inevitable losers.

by GymGirlJane Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:21 pm

Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:

Great, we got a 19-yo gymnast who hasn't hit puberty, but with eyes that bug out like a chameleon:

Eat your heart out Monkey Bars. This is one 19 year old who is not looking in your direction. Even with her "eyes that bug out."

by **DeadManDancing** Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:24 pm

Glittersisgld wrote:I wasn't drooling. I was pointing out a fact that I thought people might be interested in. The problem is you only objectify women and not anything more. Why do I try to reason with this guy?

Useless effort indeed. He keeps handing out, but when he gets a return, he can't swallow it.

by **Glittersisgld** Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:27 pm

Delete

by GymGirlJane Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:45 pm

Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:

Except when I post like that, it's considered, "misogynistic" . When you guys do it, it's "Cute"....

And here is another thing Monkey Shines -- the fact that there are women who at times indulge in this sort of thing makes it no less misogynistic when you do it. Not to mention most women, at least, (even those who do lapse into this from time to time) do not make it 98% of their conversational repertoire. That's a significant distinction, doncha think???

by **kincaid53** Mon Sep 05, 2016 4:17 pm

What's a turkey neck?

by **SLA44** Mon Sep 05, 2016 4:32 pm

GymGirlJane wrote:
Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:

Great, we got a 19-yo gymnast who hasn't hit puberty, but with eyes that bug out like a chameleon:

Eat your heart out Monkey Bars. This is one 19 year old who is not looking in your direction. Even with her "eyes that bug out."

I believe she is only 16 years old not 19.

by GymGirlJane Mon Sep 05, 2016 4:53 pm

SLA44 wrote:

Eat your heart out Monkey Bars. This is one 19 year old who is not looking in your direction. Even with her "eyes that bug out."
I believe she is only 16 years old not 19.

How right you are. Laurie Hernandez is indeed only 16. My guess is she will not be looking in Monkey Shines' direction when she's 19 either though.

(side bar to Monkey Shines: do not take any of this personal. Laughing

)

by **Glittersisgld** Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:48 pm

kincaid53 wrote: What's a turkey neck?

It refers to what your neck looks like when you get older.

by **kincaid53** Mon Sep 05, 2016 6:00 pm

Thanks I wasn't sure, I thought it was called a waddle.....not sure where I heard that.

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Mon Sep 05, 2016 7:30 pm

GymGirlJane wrote:
Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:

Except when I post like that, it's considered, "misogynistic" . When you guys do it, it's "Cute"....
One of the rare times I actually agree with you Monkey Bars. Women that play that game disappoint me. We as a society can either give in and agree that its okay to objectify people in a sexual way or we can decide that we will rise above this and deal with sexual impulses on a dignified level. There is, however, an inherent power imbalance and if we opt for the former, women are the inevitable losers.

Ya hear that Peeb; Sanctimonious Jane wants to berate you for expressing your attraction to the Nyle guy. And all you Big Mules in the Macksim DWTS thread who like him for his looks, Jane feel you haven't 'risen above' the level of a lecherous pervert. And all you Olympic Gymnasts who were "Drooling" over Zach Ephram (sp?), Jane feels you are an "inevitable loser". There's nothing worng with people expressing their desire about their attraction to physical appearances; it's been going on ever since Even noticed Adam's 'trouser snake'. And Jane, don't blame men for having the corner market on objectifying the opposite gender; that's sexist on your part.[size=16]
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by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Mon Sep 05, 2016 7:32 pm

SLA44 wrote:

Eat your heart out Monkey Bars. This is one 19 year old who is not looking in your direction. Even with her "eyes that bug out."
I believe she is only 16 years old not 19.

My fault; I sincerely didn't know (it's Simone Biles' who is 19), so I won't "hurl" at her again.....unless she says something stoopid.

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Mon Sep 05, 2016 7:36 pm

kincaid53 wrote: What's a turkey neck?

Kincaid: did you not see my original post with pictures?

by **kincaid53** Mon Sep 05, 2016 8:38 pm

Quite awhile back there was a show, Ally McBeal. One of the men lawyers had a thing for 'wattles' on older women, not waddles. Guess that's what it is, turkey wattles...turkey neck...same difference.....went back to original post and pic........got it.

by GymGirlJane Mon Sep 05, 2016 8:41 pm

Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:

Ya hear that Peeb; Sanctimonious Jane wants to berate you for expressing your attraction to the Nyle guy. And all you Big Mules in the Macksim DWTS thread who like him for his looks, Jane feel you haven't 'risen above' the level of a lecherous pervert. And all you Olympic Gymnasts who were "Drooling" over Zach Ephram (sp?), Jane feels you are an "inevitable loser". There's nothing worng with people expressing their desire about their attraction to physical appearances; it's been going on ever since Even noticed Adam's 'trouser snake'. And Jane, don't blame men for having the corner market on objectifying the opposite gender; that's sexist on your part.[size=16]
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Monkey Bars is mad as hell

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and he won't take it anymore!!

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by **Psychee22** Mon Sep 05, 2016 8:48 pm

Forgive me if this is obvious to everybody except me, but is Feces.Hurling.Monkey another name for Bachviewer from the old board who used to condemn "the objectification of men" ?

by **Glittersisgld** Mon Sep 05, 2016 8:59 pm

I thought Bachviewer came off as more of an old fuddy duddy, unless that was act on his part.

by GymGirlJane Mon Sep 05, 2016 9:18 pm

Psychee22 wrote:Forgive me if this is obvious to everybody except me, but is Feces.Hurling.Monkey another name for Bachviewer from the old board who used to condemn "the objectification of men" ?

No. Not even close Psychee. FHM is actually a very funny, entertaining guy. Somewhat juvenile I suppose, and he can also be a bit thin skinned, but not at all malevolent. He's just having a bit of fun. Bachviewer from the old Board struck me as being a disturbed individual. Monkey Shines is, I suspect, an all American boy, with a normal life. I like him. But that's me.

by **Psychee22** Mon Sep 05, 2016 10:18 pm

GymGirlJane wrote:
Psychee22 wrote:Forgive me if this is obvious to everybody except me, but is Feces.Hurling.Monkey another name for Bachviewer from the old board who used to condemn "the objectification of men" ?
No. Not even close Psychee. FHM is actually a very funny, entertaining guy. Somewhat juvenile I suppose, and he can also be a bit thin skinned, but not at all malevolent. He's just having a bit of fun. Bachviewer from the old Board struck me as being a disturbed individual. Monkey Shines is, I suspect, an all American boy, with a normal life. I like him. But that's me.

But same beliefs and issues?

[Glitter: Personas like this always seem like an act to me.]

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