Re: Dancing With The Turkey Necks

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Mon Apr 24, 2017 5:49 pm

kincaid53 wrote: Kate should have won. I like Ricki Martin, but his business wasn't very risky.
Brooke has always been my favorite MBW and cohost. If I hear Erin gush about Maksipoo one more time...

Cicada; Brooke host of MBW?? I'm sorry, but you lost me here. Are you talking Brooke Burke - the former DWTS hostess?

And when I saw clips of Kate on Lip Sync the Hostess was that model chick who is married to John Legend - can't remember her name......What is MBW - Gawd, I'm really out of it when it comes to pop culture.

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Mon Apr 24, 2017 5:58 pm

BAL91182 wrote:
Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:Ya wanna see talent and a good dance competition; check out Kate Upton doing 'Celebrity Lip Sync' - with her Boobs nearly falling out. ......That reminds me; I need to laundry my underwear.

Sorry you are a premature ejaculater! The clip is only a few seconds long and you already need to launder your underwear.

Shuddup Bal.

Kate Upton is a natural D-Cup and she's been on the Sports Illustrated cover (3) times; more than any other babe, and that includes Christy Brinkley, Heidi Klum, Elle McPhearson and Tyra Banks.

Rich men would crawl two miles over broken glass and burning embers just to catch a glimpse of the silhouette of her Side Boob.

....Since you had the baby, you should show Hubby pictures of Kate and maybe, if you're lucky, he'll start paying attention to you again

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Mon Apr 24, 2017 6:22 pm

I couldda sworn she was a contestant - correct? ".........Moran's final years were characterized by substance abuse, poverty, and a slow, alcohol-fueled descent into mental illness.
To fall it a fall from grace would be a sad understatement, as she went from the top of the entertainment world to borderline destitute.
Moran and husband Steve Fleischmann lost their SoCal home to foreclosure in 2012, and the couple had been bouncing around the Midwest ever since.
At the time of her death, Moran was living in Corydon, Indiana, having been kicked out of the trailer park home belonging to Fleischmann's mother.
She was banned because of what sources described as "constant partying," and we wish we could say that behavior stopped afterward....Though toxicology reports are pending, those who knew her best say there's little doubt that the actress substance abuse played a role.
While it may be several weeks before autopsy results are reported, officials believe Moran drank and drugged herself into an early grave.
Law enforcement officials in Corydon have left open the possibility of an overdose, and for a multitude of reasons, it's not difficult to see why.
The trailer park that she was living in at the time of her death was known to be plagued by opioid abuse, according to reports...."

by **kincaid53** Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:38 pm

It was cancer

by **Glittersisgld** Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:30 pm

Yes, wasn't it stage 4 throat cancer?

by **Glittersisgld** Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:33 pm

I think MBW is mirror ball winner of DWTS. The hostess of Lip Sync is Chrissy Teigen.

by **BAL91182** Tue Apr 25, 2017 12:24 pm

Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:
BAL91182 wrote:
Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:Ya wanna see talent and a good dance competition; check out Kate Upton doing 'Celebrity Lip Sync' - with her Boobs nearly falling out. ......That reminds me; I need to laundry my underwear.

Sorry you are a premature ejaculater! The clip is only a few seconds long and you already need to launder your underwear.

....Since you had the baby, you should show Hubby pictures of Kate and maybe, if you're lucky, he'll start paying attention to you again

I just strap tape around my boobs and neck to keep them lifted, and put a Kate Upton face mask on, then he pays attention! ROFL

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:36 pm

Glittersisgld wrote:I think MBW is mirror ball winner of DWTS. The hostess of Lip Sync is Chrissy Teigen.

Thanks Glitz; I agree with Kincaid; Brooke was my favorite DWTS host. I wish they'd fire Erin.

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:36 pm

BAL91182 wrote:
Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:
BAL91182 wrote:
Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:Ya wanna see talent and a good dance competition; check out Kate Upton doing 'Celebrity Lip Sync' - with her Boobs nearly falling out. ......That reminds me; I need to laundry my underwear.

Sorry you are a premature ejaculater! The clip is only a few seconds long and you already need to launder your underwear.

....Since you had the baby, you should show Hubby pictures of Kate and maybe, if you're lucky, he'll start paying attention to you again
I just strap tape around my boobs and neck to keep them lifted, and put a Kate Upton face mask on, then he pays attention!

Duct Tape has many uses......BBBUWUUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Mon May 01, 2017 10:47 pm

Whaddya all think about getting Danielle Bregoli on the show?

by **Glittersisgld** Tue May 02, 2017 1:07 am

I don't know who she is. She looks mean in the top picture.

by **peebeeb** Tue May 02, 2017 4:25 am

That would be stooping too low for even ABC.

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Wed May 03, 2017 8:42 am

peebeeb wrote:That would be stooping too low for even ABC.

BBBUWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.........High 5 PeeBee !!

Ouch; they had Kin D and Amber Rose, you'd think ABC could stoop to this little Terd and her gutter mouth; it might be good for the "Demographic" audience......

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Wed May 03, 2017 8:53 am

Glittersisgld wrote:I don't know who she is. She looks mean in the top picture.

Glitz; This little, 14-yo, gutter-mouth Tart is the latest viral video Moron who is taking over the reality tv idiots who become millionaires. She first appeared on the Dr Phil show, with her Big Skid mom, last fall and mommy (who won't win any Ms. Mom America awards) was saying she's outta control; stealing her car, credit cards, skipping school and basically trying to act Ghetto Urban hip-hop although they are suburban Jersey white. YouTube her Dr Phil show, and you'll see the famous scene where's she arguing with mom and ends it by standing up and saying, "Cash Me Outside, howboutdah" - which is Ghetto for "Let;s take it outside and fight"...... She now has up to (7) production companies vying for a Reality TV show,,,,,and somewhere in Heaven Jesus is doing a Facepalm.....

by **Glittersisgld** Wed May 03, 2017 11:20 am

Sounds like a nice girl.

by **peebeeb** Wed May 03, 2017 5:50 pm

Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:
Glittersisgld wrote:I don't know who she is. She looks mean in the top picture.

Glitz; This little, 14-yo, gutter-mouth Tart is the latest viral video Moron who is taking over the reality tv idiots who become millionaires. She first appeared on the Dr Phil show, with her Big Skid mom, last fall and mommy (who won't win any Ms. Mom America awards) was saying she's outta control; stealing her car, credit cards, skipping school and basically trying to act Ghetto Urban hip-hop although they are suburban Jersey white. YouTube her Dr Phil show, and you'll see the famous scene where's she arguing with mom and ends it by standing up and saying, "Cash Me Outside, howboutdah" - which is Ghetto for "Let;s take it outside and fight"...... She now has up to (7) production companies vying for a Reality TV show,,,,,and somewhere in Heaven Jesus is doing a Facepalm.....

You described her a lot more politely than I would. Very Happy

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:10 am

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:09 pm

I might actually have to watch DWTS for once in my life. I heard, but not sure, that this washed up tennis Gurl, Daniela hantakova (sp?)....Can you guys confirm if she will be on?

The only reason I follow her is because she used to be pretty good in tennis, but was known for her 44-inch legs......That's right 44 INCHES of gams!!! That's like 10-inches longer than mine ?@#?@
She's kinda sweet and I would *Pump* her like an old Iowa farm well.....I don't think she's gonna last very long, but still they're gonna make her show off her legs.

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:02 pm

Well Folks, I might have had this wrong. For some reason it appears the Chick with 44-in leggs is not on DWTS ?#@?

Seems kinda weird she would make an announcement on her Twitter, but not appear on the Meet the Cast show ? Something's up; this is worse than a Mike Fleiss gimmick.

by **Feces.Hurling.Monkey** Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:20 am

Look Barbara, you need to stay in the Shark Tank, because you can't dance and you look kinda dried up. When you score 14 on opening night, it's a sign there's blood in the water and the Sharks are swarming,

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