Funny Live Tweets from Bach in Paradise Premiere Sunday Aug 2nd

Buckeye Belle wrote:YAY, Madame M!  Your guilty pleasure is our best entertainment!

I finally made it here, Belle!

Thought I'd start with the live tweets, even though I haven't yet watched the show.  I've recorded it, so will share my thoughts later.  Just from the tweets, though, it didn't seem as if a lot happened and so they probably emphasized whatever manufactured drama they'd managed to drum up:  Ashley's incessant sobbing, "crazy" Ashley's trip to the hospital, more interminable Ashley, etc.

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Did Ashley I get plastic surgery? She looks TERRIBLE! #BachelorInParadise



[*] That's what years of pointless tears does to you #BachelorInParadise

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I wish we could have gotten some live tweets from all the birds they got to pose for the cameras.

Buckeye Belle wrote:I wish we could have gotten some live tweets from all the birds they got to pose for the cameras.

Toucan play this game.  It'd be a lark.  The birds and the viewers could take terns tweeting.  From heron, that's what I think they should do. 

If it gets too much, it will be hard to swallow.  Viewers will grouse about it.  Fowl play may be suspected. 

Owl leave you with this.  

*ducking and running

Grammarianna wrote:

Buckeye Belle wrote:I wish we could have gotten some live tweets from all the birds they got to pose for the cameras.

Toucan play this game.  It'd be a lark.  The birds and the viewers could take terns tweeting.  From heron, that's what I think they should do. 

If it gets too much, it will be hard to swallow.  Viewers will grouse about it.  Fowl play may be suspected. 

Owl leave you with this.  

*ducking and running

I sure hope they remember the cardinal rule in the bach world:  If one is gullible enough, the journey may be quite pheasant.  Chris Harrison will most likely crow over any fledgling relationships.

Do we think Mikey T is going to goose his date when he goes out?  Will she come back raven about what a turkey he is?

Do the cast members have to learn some pigeon Spanish so they can interact with the locals?

Owl bow to your superiority, Belle!

Grammarianna wrote:Owl bow to your superiority, Belle!

Well, I'm all atwitter in appreciation for your kind words, Madame M.  You know I can't resist a challenge!  But I'm just a birdbrain compared to you! 

Grammarianna wrote:"Maybe in 3 weeks I will be engaged." - summing up everything that is wrong and right with #BachelorInParadise

So glad to see you! I was on the ABC.com board before, and so happy to see you made it over to the 'fun' side! I used to be called MyViceisGH, as I was stuck with that moniker from my name on General Hospital board...So reinvented myself...and in the process, 'viola' now there is a GH board on this site! Awww...life is good, and no more getting frustrated trying to sign in to ABC.com

Thanks Belle and GM for the puns! I am very happy to read them.

I Dodo-ly love the play on words, Grammarianna and Belle!  Thanks for the fun!

FillePensive wrote:I Dodo-ly love the play on words, Grammarianna and Belle!

Thanks, FillePensive!  They do force us to ostrich our credibility a tad, don't they?  I'm still trying to figure out how to get our boobies into the discussion!