Rachel's Banging Hot Sexy Rose Ceremony Dress.

You Big Mules wanna know why men don't pay attention to you; why they don't find you desirable?   You need to get one of these sexy black dresses she wore last time - except one thing, don't get it full length; make sure it's above the knees...and tight.    On second thought, scratch that; you Big Thick-Thighed Mules couldn't and shouldn't wear something like this. 

Oh I have several of those dresses, one for PTA meetings, one for WalMart shopping, soccer games, etc.

I wear mine while doing laundry. 

I wear mine to yoga.  I especially like to work it into my natarajasana pose.

I wear mine when I walk the dog.

Keepthefaith1960(rkc1960) wrote:I dress just as nice all the time. That's why my friends call me "Hollywood." I find it funny that monkey apparently thinks all of us look old and overweight. Hah! He'd be surprised. 

So true.

I wear mine to parent : teacher conferences. 

I had mine on today when I took out the trash and cleaned the car!