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Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:21 pm

Dear Arie;


Sorry to be so last minute, I was gonna come, but had a change of heart.  Besides, I'll be banging some other guy in my Fantasy Suite that night.
Sincerely, 
Becca


PS:  I hope she dumps your wimpy, uncommunicative ass, you Big Blister. 
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Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:22 pm

Dear Arie;
 
Please don't let my Mom know I'll be there; she still thinks I'm working on the Farm.


Love, Bekka (the other one with the K's) 
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Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:24 pm

Dear Arie;
I'm gonna take your invite and have my Taxidermist stuff it up a Skunk's rectum, you Wimpy Limp Dick.


Love, Kendall 
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Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:26 pm

Dear Arie,
Everybody here in little Weiner AR thinks you're a Big Dick.


Love, Tia.  (PS:  call me.....maybe)
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Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:27 pm

Dear Arie;
Looks like more Chicks wanna slap your face than mine. 
Sincerely, 
Brad Womack
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Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:28 pm

Hey Bandit;
Still want me to "rev your engine".   Love, Courtney Robinson.  (PS:  help me write my next book Smile)
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Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:32 pm

Heeeyyyyyyyyy  Arrrrrrriiiiiiiiieeeeee !
Looks like you need some 'Glitter' in your life.  I can come, but will Bekka be there?   Love, Krystal
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Post by peebeeb Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:37 pm

Laughed out loud at all of these. Spot on.  Very Happy
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Post by Moonbat Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:43 pm

I thought that comment was meant to come from "glitter" from this board.  LOL
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Post by rkc1960 Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:57 pm

Now these were funny ????
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Post by rkc1960 Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:59 pm

Damn iPad. That was not supposed to be question marks at the end of my comment. It makes it sound like I was criticizing what you said. It was supposed to be a laughing smiley face. Lol
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Post by thisoldmule Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:53 pm

haha "I love that"
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