What a Load of Hurling Crap: James Hunchback Wins Popular Vote, But Bug-Eyes Gets The Crystall Ball.

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What a Load of Hurling Crap: James Hunchback Wins Popular Vote, But Bug-Eyes Gets The Crystall Ball.

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:25 am

Surprise, Surprise... somebody who spent 12-years training to do syncopated dance moves to choreographed music routines somehow pulls an upset to surprisingly win DWTS ?#@$?   WTH ??
That would be like me going up against a couple of old, wide-hip Mules on Jeopardy with topics about Chemical Thermodynamics.


Yeah Suck It Up James fans;  this is what happens when the criterion to select a winner is based on the subjective opinion of a bunch of Celebrity Mush-Brains and Thick-Thighed Mules who call in a vote?   Could DWTS be more rigged than a Bernie Sanders primary ?#@?    I bet the Russians hacked into the call-in lines.....BBBBUWUHAHAHAHAHAH



Why not just call it Dancing With The Gymnasts and Ice Skaters;  since Ballroom Dancing, Skating and Gymnastics are not true competitive sports - get them out of the Olympics and just put them on Monday nights wearing Christy Teigen crotch-revealing costumes and make them do pelvic-thrusting twerk moves to lame cover songs.


What a load of Crap,  the midget should have one; nobody had more to overcome than her.   And now all we got to look forward to on Monday nights is Greasy Nick banging a bunch of Hoes in the Fantasy Suite. 




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Re: What a Load of Hurling Crap: James Hunchback Wins Popular Vote, But Bug-Eyes Gets The Crystall Ball.

Post by GymGirlJane on Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:39 am

That's exactly right Monkey Bars.  So handle it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else -- watch out.  The Monkey is mad as hell and we have no idea what he might do.


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Re: What a Load of Hurling Crap: James Hunchback Wins Popular Vote, But Bug-Eyes Gets The Crystall Ball.

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:47 am

GymGirlJane wrote:That's exactly right Monkey Bars.  So handle it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else -- watch out.  The Monkey is mad as hell and we have no idea what he might do.


You're pics are almost as hilarious as mine. Laughing

...But Gymmie, you got to see my point; there's some pissed off DWTS fans who, in their opinion, the race car dude performed better. 

Seriously,  DWTS should never get Ice Skaters, or Gymnasts to compete - it ain't fair!

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Re: What a Load of Hurling Crap: James Hunchback Wins Popular Vote, But Bug-Eyes Gets The Crystall Ball.

Post by GymGirlJane on Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:06 pm

By the way  . . . .for all of those who have been wondering why Monkey Shines has not been posting on this forum recently . . . . it is now being leaked by various news outlets that he is under serious consideration for a position in the Trump administration.  Yes, The Donald has actually created a new cabinet level position specifically for FHM himself.  It will be "Special Advisor to the POTUS on Primate Affairs."  A final decision and announcement is expected after Thanksgiving.


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Post by Glittersisgld on Wed Nov 23, 2016 3:11 pm

In 2020, skateboarding will be added to the Olympics.  What do you think of that?  What do you mean there won't be anything to watch?  What about Arnold Schwarzenegger hosting Celebrity Apprentice? 

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Post by Glittersisgld on Wed Nov 23, 2016 3:13 pm

This country likes to vote patriotic.  That's why Olympic and sports people win.

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