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Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Thu Sep 01, 2016 6:05 pm

HolyCrap, is this show going to the Crapper, or what?   Are you kidding me, the cast is a bunch of washed-up, wrinkled Cows, not to mention a couple of effeminate guys who outta be modeling Speedo swimwear.    But back to the wrinkles, what a huge disappointment.....but, whatever, it'll probably make the SkyBox Mules happy. 






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Post by Psychee22 on Thu Sep 01, 2016 6:42 pm

Being of the "turkey neck" generation myself, I have to say that I found this quite funny! 



Power to the turkey-necks! ROFL

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Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:25 pm

Psychee22 wrote:Being of the "turkey neck" generation myself, I have to say that I found this quite funny! 



Power to the turkey-necks! ROFL

Don't sell yourself short PsyEE; I bet Marcia and Elaine got nuttin' on you ~~~!!


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Post by Psychee22 on Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:56 pm

You might be right there.  I've got a fine turkey neck.  Sometimes I even hide as Thanksgiving grows near for fear that someone will try to stuff me.

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Post by bluechipdude on Fri Sep 02, 2016 1:32 pm

I don't know which is worse,these two turkey necks or old leather face Jan Garber gov of Arizona I.

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Post by GymGirlJane on Fri Sep 02, 2016 1:39 pm

Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:HolyCrap, is this show going to the Crapper, or what?   Are you kidding me, the cast is a bunch of washed-up, wrinkled Cows, not to mention a couple of effeminate guys who outta be modeling Speedo swimwear.    But back to the wrinkles, what a huge disappointment.....but, whatever, it'll probably make the SkyBox Mules happy. 
Washed up wrinkled cow????  I don't think so Monkey bars.


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Post by DeadManDancing on Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:40 pm

I don't even want to imagine where he has got his wrinkles. Speedos might cover them though.

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Post by GymGirlJane on Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:48 pm

Psychee22 wrote:You might be right there.  I've got a fine turkey neck.  Sometimes I even hide as Thanksgiving grows near for fear that someone will try to stuff me.
I have some excellent recipes if it comes to that Psyche.  You might as well taste good.   ROFL

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Post by DeadManDancing on Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:57 pm

I'll take a turkey over a chick anytime.

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Post by GymGirlJane on Fri Sep 02, 2016 3:39 pm

DeadManDancing wrote:I'll take a turkey over a chick anytime.
Well, my guess is you don't have much choice these days . . . . .

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Post by DeadManDancing on Fri Sep 02, 2016 4:08 pm

Whatever. At least I'm not a veggie.

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Post by Psychee22 on Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:02 pm

GymGirlJane wrote:
Psychee22 wrote:You might be right there.  I've got a fine turkey neck.  Sometimes I even hide as Thanksgiving grows near for fear that someone will try to stuff me.
I have some excellent recipes if it comes to that Psyche.  You might as well taste good.   ROFL

Perhaps some ocean swimming for that tenderizing brining effect? 

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Post by peebeeb on Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:39 pm

Well I shall fit right in with those turkey necks.

Power to the TNs for sure!  Very Happy

Looking forward to seeing Laurie and Val though.

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Post by kincaid53 on Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:32 pm

    I miss my Mom too peebeeb!   She was a wonderful woman, just as I'm sure yours was too!!   She passed away 24 years ago and she would have loved this show!!  For you peebeeb Rose !

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Post by peebeeb on Sat Sep 03, 2016 4:15 am

kincaid53 wrote:    I miss my Mom too peebeeb!   She was a wonderful woman, just as I'm sure yours was too!!   She passed away 24 years ago and she would have loved this show!!  For you peebeeb Rose !
It never gets easier. Mom passed away at home with my sister and me by her side last year. She was an awesome lady.

She also enjoyed watching DWTS and she would have loved seeing Nyle last year as much as we did.

For you kincaid53:  Hugs

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Post by Glittersisgld on Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:47 pm

Speaking of Nyle, I saw where he will be dancing with the Chippendales in Las Vegas.

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Post by Lesallee on Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:48 pm

Glittersisgld wrote:Speaking of Nyle, I saw where he will be dancing with the Chippendales in Las Vegas.
Wouldn't mind seeing that!

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Post by kincaid53 on Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:53 pm

     I saw that too !!   Could use a dose of that myself!!

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Post by DeadManDancing on Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:10 pm

Bruno probably ordered tickets already.

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Post by Glittersisgld on Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:18 pm

Lol!  Ah, you know about Chippendales.

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Post by DeadManDancing on Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:31 pm

Believe it or not, they have appeared on TV in Germany. I'll never forget the look my wife gave me afterwards. Confused

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Post by Psychee22 on Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:51 pm

There is nothing about the Chippendales that has ever attracted me.  Not mentally, not physically, not emotionally.  It's just way too easy to imagine them preferring to be in bed with other men.

In my fantasies I'd much prefer Chris Hemsworth, with his self deprecating humor and his three kids climbing all over him.

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Post by peebeeb on Sun Sep 04, 2016 4:23 am

Glittersisgld wrote:Speaking of Nyle, I saw where he will be dancing with the Chippendales in Las Vegas.
Oh good Lord, I think I just drooled.  drooling    Very Happy

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Post by DeadManDancing on Sun Sep 04, 2016 2:39 pm

Psychee22 wrote:There is nothing about the Chippendales that has ever attracted me.  Not mentally, not physically, not emotionally.  It's just way too easy to imagine them preferring to be in bed with other men.

In my fantasies I'd much prefer Chris Hemsworth, with his self deprecating humor and his three kids climbing all over him.
Thought about inviting you for a drink. Better not at this place anyway.


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Post by Psychee22 on Sun Sep 04, 2016 6:40 pm

DeadManDancing wrote:
Psychee22 wrote:There is nothing about the Chippendales that has ever attracted me.  Not mentally, not physically, not emotionally.  It's just way too easy to imagine them preferring to be in bed with other men.

In my fantasies I'd much prefer Chris Hemsworth, with his self deprecating humor and his three kids climbing all over him.
Thought about inviting you for a drink. Better not at this place anyway.


Did my comment sound anti-gay? I'm not anti-gay, DMD.  I just don't lust over gay guys.  Or body builders.  Or narcissists.   Or guys with tatoos, for that matter. 

There is just nothing about them that inspires my sexual fantasies.

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