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I See Cellulite

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Sat Jun 11, 2016 11:47 am

And no, I'm not exaggerating, or being picky.  You can see it everytime she crosses her legs.  She's a bangin hot gurl and she's too slim for Cellulite Dimples...no, make that craters.  She needs to start some Hamstring curls and squats. 


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Re: I See Cellulite

Post by Glittersisgld on Sat Jun 11, 2016 1:58 pm

You build them up and then tear them down.

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Re: I See Cellulite

Post by BAL91182 on Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:28 pm

Is it because her thigh is pressed up against that dudes thigh?  If your skin is pressed up against something, its not going to look taut,  but have a crease.

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Re: I See Cellulite

Post by GymGirlJane on Mon Jun 13, 2016 5:27 am

Monkey Shines is appalled -- just appalled -- by even the slightest bodily imperfection on another, as his physique is flawless as a result of hours and hours spent in the gym.


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Re: I See Cellulite

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:05 am

Glitter / BAL / Jane;  you guys know I've been praising JoJo's banging hot body.  I'm just surprised somebody so slim has got some little craters behind her thighs. 

She needs to start doing gymnastics...bbbuuwahahahahah.

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Re: I See Cellulite

Post by GymGirlJane on Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:28 am

Monkey Business -- short of being a professional athlete -- and only certain types of athletes at that (sprinters, gymnasts etc who maintain exceedingly low body fat levels) virtually no woman manages to have zero cellulite.  Even thin, fit women.  Don't you have a girlfriend or wife Monkey Shines??????  If so, you know this to be true.  Or are you too busy working out, maintaining your perfect and flawless physique?


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Re: I See Cellulite

Post by Glittersisgld on Mon Jun 13, 2016 11:28 am

But every time you praise somebody's body to the moon, the next day you bring them back down.

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Re: I See Cellulite

Post by therealdfshary on Mon Jun 13, 2016 2:21 pm

Unfortunately nobody is perfect, even if they think they are, as that monkey thinks he is. He is probably the only one who thinks that.
Making remarks about other people's imperfections is a sign of insecurity!

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Re: I See Cellulite

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:08 pm

therealdfshary wrote:Unfortunately nobody is perfect, even if they think they are, as that monkey thinks he is. He is probably the only one who thinks that.
Making remarks about other people's imperfections is a sign of insecurity!
We make comments about the Bachelor Contestant's looks and imperfections all the time; haven't you seen the women here comment about the ED Doctor's looks, or the bodies of some of the bachelors?   C'mon Francis, loosen up, you're making me think you're insecure one - is it because you got cellulite dimples ??  bbbuuwahhahahah

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Re: I See Cellulite

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:10 pm

GymGirlJane wrote:Monkey Business -- short of being a professional athlete -- and only certain types of athletes at that (sprinters, gymnasts etc who maintain exceedingly low body fat levels) virtually no woman manages to have zero cellulite.  Even thin, fit women.  Don't you have a girlfriend or wife Monkey Shines??????  If so, you know this to be true.  Or are you too busy working out, maintaining your perfect and flawless physique?

I don't even comment on her bad hair color jobs when she comes back from the salon......learned that lesson....

PS - your pics are hilarious:)

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Re: I See Cellulite

Post by GymGirlJane on Tue Jun 14, 2016 6:15 am

Hi honey.  I am getting my hair done especially for you!!!!!


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Re: I See Cellulite

Post by DoubleDS10 on Tue Jun 14, 2016 1:19 pm

Oh come on! I usually love pointing out people's flaws but talking about Jojo's cellulite is stretching it...it's barely there and she looks phenomenal!

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Re: I See Cellulite

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:56 am

DoubleDS10 wrote:Oh come on! I usually love pointing out people's flaws but talking about Jojo's cellulite is stretching it...it's barely there and she looks phenomenal!

Double D ?@!!   You're back!  Why'd you change your avatar - crap.  Lemme just say, you have a right to comment on cellulite, cuz your avatar backside was bangin-hot!   

Now, on JoJo, I'm not stretching it, it's there, maybe not much, but for a slim body that she has, I'm surprised.   It just means that she needs to do some muscle work - she's not fat, but maybe she's not fit.  A few leg curls and booty squats will clear those crater up in no time.   A bangin hot size 2 shouldn't have craters like that.

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Re: I See Cellulite

Post by DoubleDS10 on Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:58 pm

Haha! I changed my avatar because I got tired of looking at my ass...lol
And trust me, I am sure that if I was wrapping my legs around some dude like that I would probably have some dimples as well. Wink

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