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Post by SLA44 on Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:49 pm

The Bachelorette will premiere on Monday, May 23rd.  


The following is copied from the Bachelorette Web Page  http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelorette




about the bachelorette

ABC's hit romantic reality series, The Bachelorette, kicks off its 12th season on MONDAY, MAY 23. JoJo Fletcher first stole America's heart on Ben Higgins' season of The Bachelor, where she charmed both Ben and Bachelor Nation with her bubbly personality and sweet, girl-next-door wit and spunk. Ultimately, JoJo was left heartbroken in Jamaica when Ben chose to let her go in one of the most emotionally gut-wrenching finales ever. But that experience didn't stop her desire to find her perfect soul mate – it only made it stronger. 


The contestants have not been listed yet and they usually don't post them on the web site until 2 or 3 weeks before the premiere so maybe around the end of next week or the week after.


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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:33 am

And to commemorate the JoHo kick off,  I'd like to highlight the purpose of watching this mindless waste of human endeavor with a Gif of:  


Pigs Chasing Chicks In Bikinis!  Reminds me of what I'm doing this week....BBBUWUHHAHAHHAHAHAHA




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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:37 am

Let's examine JoJo's Banging Hawt Body.   This is what I'm talkin' about; Look At This.....She's so sexy slim - this has gotta be a Size 2, huh - don't you Big Mules agree??


I would Hit This like a slow-hangin Curve ball:





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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:42 am

Ok now wait a sec.  I'm throwing a flag here.  What the Heck did they do to her. They made her look like a Clown with all that gooey make up..sheeeeze




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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by bluechipdude on Mon May 02, 2016 7:08 am

Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:Ok now wait a sec.  I'm throwing a flag here.  What the Heck did they do to her. They made her look like a Clown with all that gooey make up..sheeeeze



FHM, they might be applying the makeup because she suffers from Rosacea,Psoriasis or Vittiligo or whatever.I'm just saying old chap. Pig

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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by GymGirlJane on Mon May 02, 2016 12:55 pm

Hey Monkey Bars.  I've got a question.  What is the male version of an "old Mule"????

(totally random question.  Has nothing of course to do with Blue Chip Dude.  Or Tango for that matter.)   No

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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Wed May 04, 2016 9:55 pm

GymGirlJane wrote:Hey Monkey Bars.  I've got a question.  What is the male version of an "old Mule"????




...and his initials are "BS"  .....bbbuuuwaahahhaha

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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Wed May 04, 2016 10:00 pm

bluechipdude wrote:

FHM, they might be applying the makeup because she suffers from Rosacea,Psoriasis or Vittiligo or whatever.I'm just saying old chap. Pig

 Dude, thanks for stopping by! 


Yikes - "Rosacea" - you might be on to something here - with the way JoJo's Mom was chugging from the bottle, her Big Schnazz must be like a strawberry.  

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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by bluechipdude on Thu May 05, 2016 1:06 pm

Feces.Hurling.Monkey wrote:
GymGirlJane wrote:Hey Monkey Bars.  I've got a question.  What is the male version of an "old Mule"????




...and his initials are "BS"  .....bbbuuuwaahahhaha
" I think I feel the Bern." I saw him playing some basketball the other day not bad for a 75 year old man. Maybe they could get him on DWTS next fall, give him Peta. Hey FHM glad you got the DICE MAN in your corner He'd give Gymgirl his opinion of womens gymnastics as a competition. He'd be a handful for her. He's a very fellow. Laughing

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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by GymGirlJane on Thu May 05, 2016 6:18 pm

What on earth are you talking about Tango?

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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Fri May 06, 2016 11:20 pm

bluechipdude wrote:


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 I saw him playing some basketball the other day not bad for a 75 year old man. Maybe they could get him on DWTS next fall, give him Peta. Hey FHM glad you got the DICE MAN in your corner He'd give Gymgirl his opinion of womens gymnastics as a competition. He'd be a handful for her. He's a very fellow. Laughing


The Bern playing hoops ?@#?   I'd almost like to see that more than I would a DiceMan ~ GymJane encounter........bbbuwhhahahahah......


Imagine Dice with JimmyJane;  "Yo, Miss Muffet, get off your tuffet and c'm ovah heeere...."

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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by GymGirlJane on Sat May 07, 2016 5:32 am

No clue what you guys are babbling about.  Diceman is undoubtedly some reference to popular culture to which I am blissfully ignorant. 

So . . . .carry on guys.  I do want you to amuse yourselves.  (Although I must concede that even when I have no idea what Monkey Bars is talking about or referring to I still find him vaguely entertaining).


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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by SLA44 on Thu May 12, 2016 1:19 pm

Here is a picture of JoJo with all the contestants.  (from Yahoo,com)   Here is the link to that picture plus the pictures of the 5 men Chris Harrison thinks are the ones to watch this season:


https://www.yahoo.com/tv/bachelorette-first-look-5-men-125728185/photo-the-bachelorette-season-12-1463061238688.html




The contestant pictures and bios are now up on the Bachelorette web site.  

http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelorette/cast




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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Thu May 12, 2016 6:55 pm

SLA44 wrote:Here is a picture of JoJo with all the contestants.  (from Yahoo,com)  

Good job SLAw - you found a picture.   But please tell - when did wearing brown shoes with Dark Suits become popular ?#?@  What a bunch of Goobers

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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Thu May 12, 2016 7:06 pm

She's got an awesome cleavage; I'd love to stick a cold beer in between:) 


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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by rkc1960 on Fri May 13, 2016 10:33 pm

I thought I was the only one that was looking at all the blue slim fitting suits with the brown shoes and thinking it is not an attractive look.

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Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Sun May 15, 2016 9:14 pm

rkc1960 wrote:I thought I was the only one that was looking at all the blue slim fitting suits with the brown shoes and thinking it is not an attractive look.


Exactly, RK - I first noticed this fashion flop during NCAA Basketball games over the last year, or so - all the coaches were wearing the ugly combo - it's definitely a fad.  Like shaving your chest and wearing facial scruff, and have your body covered in ugly tats; it's just the millennial generation's gift to humanity:)

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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Sun May 15, 2016 9:21 pm

Back to the things that matter.......Here's a banging hot promo shot of JoJo's Bikini Body.  Now pay attention your Big Hens;  JoJo's bod makes the dudes go crazy; no wonder they wanna get married after just a couple dates.  When you're rocking a banging bod like this, men wanna Drill you like a Permian Basin Oil well....:  ~DAYUM~:


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Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Sun May 15, 2016 9:30 pm

rkc1960 wrote:I thought I was the only one that was looking at all the blue slim fitting suits with the brown shoes and thinking it is not an attractive look.


RK - do you remember Rachel from Bach Paradise?   Here's the Brown-Shoe Goober she married this week:



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Post by rkc1960 on Sun May 15, 2016 11:32 pm

I think the first time I remember seeing it in this franchise was Jeff Holm. It seems to have caught on since then. When my BF dresses to go out in nice clothes and he comes to me in dark colors with brown shoes I tell him he needs to turn back around and change.

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Post by bluechipdude on Mon May 16, 2016 8:45 am

rkc1960 wrote:I think the first time I remember seeing it in this franchise was Jeff Holm. It seems to have caught on since then. When my BF dresses to go out in nice clothes and he comes to me in dark colors with brown shoes I tell him he needs to turn back around and change.

They say that if you wait long enough fashion makes a big circle. In this case someone ought to tell them that the flood is over, have your tailors add another couple of inches to the length of their slacks ,the cuff should cover the top of the shoes about a half. Also the tapered pants look does nothing to enhance the look of fashion. They might as well be wearing form fitting Levis. Their suits are kind of a throwback to the Zoot Suit look. Have a chain connected to the belt loop and a billfold attached to the other end and the billfold in their back pocket. LOL!   

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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by Glittersisgld on Mon May 16, 2016 2:44 pm

Yes, it's easy to have a good body when you're in your twenties and don't have to exercise and can eat whatever you want.  Let's have a look back at her in twenty or thirty years.

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Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Sun May 22, 2016 7:28 pm

Glittersisgld wrote:Yes, it's easy to have a good body when you're in your twenties and don't have to exercise and can eat whatever you want.  Let's have a look back at her in twenty or thirty years.

Remember the days when you had hope for romance?

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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by Feces.Hurling.Monkey on Sun May 22, 2016 7:31 pm

JoJo at the Billboard Awards 5/22.    I would pump her like an old Farm Well.


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Re: Premieres May 23, 2016

Post by Glittersisgld on Sun May 22, 2016 7:37 pm

There is always hope for romance.

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